Farmer Focus: Rotten posts and cut fence wires delay turnout

Springtime is always a busy time of year.
For every job that gets ticked off the list, another two get added.
The ground is hard and, while there isn’t a great deal of grass yet, the cattle have started to go out with some buffer feeding.
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Turnout would be further advanced were it not for the fences that need to be fixed.
And the fences would be further along were it not for a couple of issues.
Seven or eight years ago, I got tired of the state of my farm gates. Of those that weren’t tied up with a bit of “farmer’s friend”, some were hanging crooked, or off one hinge.
I took decisive action – I bought new gates and new posts, and (with a friendly local contractor), set about making the place a bit smarter and hopefully more functional to boot.
As it turned out, I could have done a better job of buying the gate posts.
Perhaps I just got a duff load, but one by one, they’ve failed, and now I’m pretty much back where I started.
This time it will be different, as they’ll be replaced with 10cm box steel – that should see me out.
The other, more tiresome, issue is a subset of the good folks from Chesham, who like to walk across the farms.
Most of them are great people. The minority, though, are a serious burden.
We’ve always suffered with fences being cut – honestly, I do wonder what sort of person goes for a walk with a small set of bolt croppers. Or at least I did, until I caught someone in the act.
It wasn’t the spotty teen or tattooed tearaway that I had imagined, but a lady of a certain age who informed me that she “wanted to walk this way” and wasn’t to be deterred by a mere stock fence.
This winter has been worse than many for the even more invasive off-roaders.
Padlocks have been smashed off gates, heifers let loose, and crops driven through by the four-wheeled variety.
The two-wheeled version merely churns up the fields and disappears as soon as I turn up.
I’m not fluent in British Sign Language, but I’m fairly sure that’s not a standard gesture of thanks they send my way.